Monday lunchtime linkage

Cleveland man comes to Brooklyn, meets Clevelanders [Plain Dealer]
Ha ha, Gen X is getting old [Salon]
Nathan’s and General Tso’s chicken have Tribeca Film Festival documentaries [Gothamist]
Gross gefilte fish in short supply this year [DNA Info]
Local politicians want returning Iraq, Afghanistan vets to have a parade [Sheepshead Bites]
Weather wizards make a bunch of shit up about our coming summer [New York Post]
Newspaper owner allegedly destroying pretty East Village garden [EV Grieve]
Brooklyn has a new sneaker start up [Crain’s]