Monday lunchtime linkage

“And if you fail, you just jerked off” [NY Post]
Raymond Felton tells Paul Pierce to shut his stupid mouth [ESPN NY]
Bloomberg would change his stop-and-frisk tune if he were a poor [NYM]
But hey, he’s got rich people to coddle [New York Times]
Vice gets rich [Gawker]
If all of NYC’s richest people lived in the tallest buildings [Daily News]
Peanuts combined with Smiths lyrics. It works [This Charming Charlie]