Monday lunchtime linkage

The Rockaways is getting more sand [Daily News]
Man, that Sydney Leathers porn came quick [TMZ]
This decrepit brownstone for $3 million is…a bargain? [Brownstoner]
Old guy calls young people “entitled,” somehow gets published [Observer]
The funniest mayoral candidates, in order [NY Mag]
Maybe the Eagle Sign is coming back? [DNA Info]
Orange is the New Black actress almost moved to BK Heights [BHB]
Someone got stabbed in Crown Heights [News12]