Monday lunchtime linkage

The “Anyone But Quinn” movement has begun [NY Times]
Joe Lohta wants to free the MTA from Albany [Capital]
A story about the G train, broken into 2 pages. Typical [NYP]
What the fuck is going on at high schools these days? [Gawker]
What not to do [The Hairpin]
Yuppies complaining about buildings built for yuppies [DNA Info]
Tacky crystals coming to Fulton Mall [Brooklyn Paper]
Hey Gattaca fans: Ethan Hawke moved to Boerum Hill! [Real Estalker]