Monday lunchtime linkage

We…agree? With Andrea Peyser? It’s gonna be a weird day [NYP]
We’re only laughing a little bit at this, we swear [Thought Catalog]
Starbucks won’t comply with the big gulp ban [Business Insider]
Christie Quinn officially runs for mayor of middle class New York [Capital]
Get rid of your Senate, seriously it is revolting [Gawker]
Brokelyn alum Sue Smith on how to handle panic attacks [The Fix]
Waste time with the beautiful photos of National Geographic [NatGeo]
Cheap reads on the Kindle about centaurs [SomethingAwful]
Has your landlord shot you? No? Then you have a good landlord [Daily News]