Monday lunchtime linkage

Trouble at home? Just kidnap yourself! [Gakwer]
We’re gonna have a TV party tonight [NY Post]
Not everyone likes the idea of the Flea at East River State Park [DNAInfo]
Hot new trend: demolishing things [Brownstoner]
The mayoral race has its first joke candidate, and he’s from Brooklyn [BK Ink]
Ocean Parkway: Brooklyn’s deadliest patch of asphalt [Brooklyn Paper]
Someone’s trying to rip off James Murphy [Pitchfork]
Nathan’s on Coney Island is coming back this month! [ATZ]
The Brooklyn Borough President’s race is basically over [Observer]