Monday lunchtime linkage

Someone is trying to ruin the view from The Cloisters [NYT]
The new sex toy everyone’s buzzing about [NY Post]
It’s the Harbowl! Harbaughl? Ugh, forget it [NY Mag]
Easier question: are the Capitol Steps every funny? A: No [AV Club]
Fox News has a sad. Ahahaha, jerks [Gawker]
Lupe Fiasco keeps it too real, kicked off stage at an inaugural concert [Wonkette]
SpongeBob SquarePorn. Ugh,humanity loses, it was a good run [ANIMAL]
GoogleGlasses seen in the wild [New York Observer]
Throw out your iPhone it is disgusting [mcbrooklyn]