Monday lunchtime linkage

Matchmaker helps train riders find love [NY Post]
McAfee, the anti-virus guy, sticks tampons up his nose
[NY Observer]
Costco samples are not a free lunch, you idiot [Consumerist]
Development group unconcerned about Gowanus flooding [Brooklyn Paper]
Mitt Romney hates women but loves Twilight [NY Mag]
No money in app business, unless it’s Draw Something [The Billfold]
The way a porn starts: firefighter is so, so lonely [Animal]
Red Hook businesses turn to Kickstarter for help [DNAinfo]
Bulldog, apparently named Wrath, being given away [Craigslist]
Dudes in Thailand into skin whiteners [Good Men Project]
Rich people: get satisfaction from Stones at Barclays [Brooklyn Vegan]
Letter from evacuee to Armory melts our cold, cold hearts [NY Times]