Monday lunchtime linkage

Behold NYC’s new “apple green” taxi cabs [NYTimes]
17 names better than “apple green” for said vehicles [The Awl]
Are food carts the face of evil? [Brooklyn Paper]
It’s Nets Week in Brooklyn! [Brooklyn Fans]
Coming soon (maybe): more boobs than the Tea Lounge [Gothamist]
Megan McCain doesn’t like Brooklyn [Intel]
News of happy hour’s demise have been greatly exaggerated [Gothamist]
Cyclops wanted [Craigslist]