Monday lunchtime linkage

Do not people with french fries it will end poorly [DNA Info]
Lucrative parody accounts are being killed off and their owners have to get jobs [Slate]
Your skinny jeans could be a great anti-theft device [New York Post]
Looking back at when the Red Hook IKEA was a big controversy [Brownstoner]
The 7 extension opened, and to commemorate it, everyone had a big political fight [SAS]
Racism, quotas exist in the NYPD, and maybe people will believe it this time [Daily News]
There’s yet another e-hail app coming our way [Crain’s]