Monday lunchtime linkage

Scandal as bag of drugs is found in Kensington [DNA Info]
The city sucks at rat control [Crain’s]
Guess we’re all flipping out because there’s not enough Brooklyn in the SNL opening credits now [WSJ]
Unlike California, anti-vaccination dummies have a tough time of it in New York [New York Times]
Lousy teens in NYC can bring their cell phones to school now [AP]
Cyclist in Crown Heights shot in the head and killed [Gothamist]
If only police understood that teens of all races are lousy and should be chased [Brooklyn Paper]