Monday lunchtime linkage

Oh no, Jay-Z and Beyonce’s relationship is in trouble according to anonymous sources [Post]
No, if this Gowanus date was like a Girls episode, it’d end with awkward sex [Irish Central]
Here’s a ridiculous new food line [Bedford + Bowery]
The chokehold cop lost his gun and badge [Metropolis]
Here’s what those sober, 7am raves are like [Gothamist]
Rich New Yorkers aren’t running from high taxes. Let’s tax them some more! [New York Times]
The Daily News fired a bunch of people [Capital]