Monday linkage

“Welcome margaritas upon arrival.” Win. [The Luxury Spot]
Bike follies now New York’s funniest home videos [NYT]
Smoking in the parks: illegal, but you know, whatever [WSJ]
Down with bad movie posters, up with Mustache Man! [Daily News]
An urban jungle grows in Brooklyn [BK Heights Blog]
How to get the most out of public pools? Open them late and close them early, obvs [WNYC]
Ah jeez, now “workation” is a thing [The Awl]
Seriously, stop complaining about friendly Trader Joe’s staff [City Room]