Lunchtime linkage

Could you afford to live like the Huxtables, Liz Lemon or Carrie Bradshaw today? [VF]
Good. [Daily Intel]
“If Barclay’s must have beer, make them tiny beers!” [BK Paper]
Pulitzer for Brooklyn poet [L Magazine]
Would you rather have an Apple store or Salvation Army? [Brownstoner]
Women writers spent money in New York [The Awl]
Finally, a Porsche bike for the rest of us [Selectism]
Bloomy wants butts at home [Gothamist]