It’s not in our gift guide because at $35 it’s a bit on the expensive side, but if you’re looking for the perfect gift to bait your Knicks fan friend with an anger problem, here it is. At least if they like basketball anyway, and are taking sides in the coming war between Knicks and Nets fans. Well OK, yeah, you can also buy it for someone who actually likes the Nets we suppose.

And while yes the company behind it, Where Brooklyn At, put out a version of it that reverses the polarities, we can’t actually endorse a product that puts “hate” and “Brooklyn” next to each other, even if our only basketball fan on staff spits every time he thinks of Deron Williams.