What can you find inside the Fab.com warehouse sale?

Because you can't wait for Batman vs. Superman, you and a friend can get these for just $19 each. Photo by Madelyn Owens

Because you can’t wait for Batman vs. Superman, you and a friend can get these for just $19 each. Photo by Madelyn Owens

Writing that the Fab.com warehouse sale existed wasn’t enough, we had to do a little brokevestigation of our own. So what was it like there? The vibe: There was a huge line to get in, but it moved pretty quickly but I waited for about 15 minutes. Inside it is a total clusterfuck; bins full of pillows, stacks of “moustache doormats,” boxes of assorted clothing, loosely organized by size. There was a “pop-up sale” of 30% off select items, but that was only valid for the 25th. There may be other surprise discounts on other days of the sale though.

Waiting to get in. But it was worth it. Photo by Madelyn Owens

Waiting to get in. But it was worth it. Photo by Madelyn Owens

The good:

– Men’s button-downs for $15-30 (reg $35 – $100+)
– Art prints from $15+, including some cute “New York” prints. (reg. $24+)
– Komono Watches: $35 (reg. $64.95)
– Fab brand jewelery $5-8 (reg $15-22)
– Phoenix laser-cut leather top $66 (reg $165)
– Pack of 4 printed socks $14 (reg $48, $20 on the site)
– Men’s lowtop Doc Martins $85 (orig $155)
– Cassette end tables $49 (reg $99)
– Fab brand carryon luggage $66 (orig $199, $80 on the site)
– Cute throw pillows $12 – $45

The Bizarre:

– Field Candy tents (printed to look like sandwiches or jellybeans) $399 (reg $785)
– “Money to Burn” Candle $8 (reg $15)
– Silk Mumu with a strange chair print – $190
– Bosky “Bamboo” men’s briefs (2 pack) $15, (reg $48)
– Adult Superman & Batman onsies – $19 (reg $37)
– A clock that is also a fish tank $24 – (reg. $49)
– The Ex Knife Set – $37 (reg $66)
– Ostrich Pillow (the pillow that you put your entire head inside so you can nap anywhere) $53 (reg $99, $84 on the site)

The Splurges:

A lot of designer women’s clothing marked down, but priced the same as on the site.

– LAMB shirt $109
– Twenty Eight Twelve coats $247 – $349 (reg up to $814)
– Rachel Roy dress- $109 (reg $233)
-Le Creuset Cookware $100+ (reg$169+)

But was it? Yes, it was. Photo by Madelyn Owens

But was it? Yes, it was. Photo by Madelyn Owens

Having nice furniture really helps you unwind, you know? Photo by Madelyn Owens

Having nice furniture really helps you unwind, you know? Photo by Madelyn Owens

"A penny saved is a penny burned." That's what he said right? Photo by Madelyn Owens

“A penny saved is a penny burned.” That’s what he said right? Photo by Madelyn Owens

Because you can't wait for Batman vs. Superman, you and a friend can get these for just $19 each. Photo by Madelyn Owens

Because you can’t wait for Batman vs. Superman, you and a friend can get these for just $19 each. Photo by Madelyn Owens

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This is one way to stay comfortable in an airport

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Because sometimes, you need a pimp coat

Photo by Madelyn Owens

Photo by Madelyn Owens