Comments on: My Brooklyn sex life, as compared to MTV’s ‘I Just Want My Pants Back’

By: joe

joe — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 15:02:17 +0000

Question from a 32 year old guy who has lived in nyc there whole life: I’ve been there and done that, but I out of all the groups of people I’ve encountered in new york, I never recall a subgroup of people like williamsburg hipsters, so infatuated with…well….yoursleves. Ok ok, so you paint, you sculpt, you get degress in things like history and african studies. So what’s the big deal?. You people do realize you are all narcisits, right? And question for the ladies- if you spend years sleeping with dozens of different men, do you worry that when you do want to settle down you won’t be desirable to many men that you would otherwise find very attractive and likely could have snagged earlier on in your life before you essentially became a good time to all the bartenders, artists and unemployed actors that saturate this city? I mean….hipsters are nothing new. This city is a grave yard for narcisists that believe they are living their life with cameras documenting the great american drama that nobody will ever watch.

By: And here comes HBO's show about Brooklyn | Brokelyn

And here comes HBO's show about Brooklyn | Brokelyn — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:59:32 +0000

[...] a Comment ShareSo the trend continues: first we had 2 Broke Girls on CBS, then I Just Want My Pants Back on MTV, then this hot mess out in Bay Ridge/Bensonhurst/Gravesend for Oxygen, and now HBO is [...]

By: Chapin

Chapin — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:17:00 +0000

“At night’s end, the bartender shakes off the desperate come-ons of his patrons and returns home to watch Netflix. Or have sex with his model girlfriend.”

so very true

By: lauren g

lauren g — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:22:00 +0000

fuck yes.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:50:00 +0000

on dry spells: No sexting in 2 weeks with any boderline looser who still managed to stir something in you= a dry spell; No sex in 3 months = average brooklyn dry spell. No sex in 6 mths = being in a long term relationship you have have exited a few months ago but are too lazy to do so…

By: Carel

Carel — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:43:00 +0000

I can always count on this reviewer for a good laugh. I’d venture to say this article is almost better than sex. Post-menopausal sex for sure. Dry spell? You don’t want to know!

By: Ryall34

Ryall34 — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:49:00 +0000

sorry dudes but this is true, im to old to still live it but i went to all these bars and had these same encounters, minus the orgy surprisingly, if you go to matchless on a tuesday as he did for six weeks in a row and don’t get laid your doing something very wrong

By: KC

KC — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:49:00 +0000

I wish people would stop trying to recreate a brooklynites. Our awesome lives are unscriptable. PS – No makeout in 1 week = dry spell. No sex in 2 months = dry spell. No sex in 6 mths = Married.

By: Tim Donnelly

Tim Donnelly — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:47:00 +0000

I sometimes go six weeks without doing laundry. So I consider that a wash-and-dry spell.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:37:00 +0000

All the dude ever wanted was his pants back.