Hit up a Liquor Store and 7 other ways to spend the post-Christmas weekend

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1. You’ve seen the rest when it comes to Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, now see the best, as the weird and creepy competition pits all of its previous New York City champions against each other (Friday)

2. Garage rock noisemakers Wild Yaks and jazz weirdos Ice Baloons play Union Pool, in one of 2013′s last opportunities to get weird and sweaty (Friday)

3. Dance your ass off for Typhoon Haiyan relief at the Paper Box (Friday)

4. Dirty Jersey punk rockers Liquor Store will be at Glasslands, to remind you Williamsburg isn’t all Pinkberrys, condos and Chipotle 2030s yet (Satruday)

5. Play the game of seduction by playing some board games, and either winning the board games or throwing them so as to make someone want to go on a date with you (Saturday)

6. Remember the simpler days of our past, when a boy could defend his home with paint cans and hot doorknobs by watching Home Alone at Videology (Saturday)

7. Christmas is over, but that doesn’t mean the spirit of giving is, so show up to Brooklyn Launchpad’s holiday drive with some canned food or cleaning supplies (Sunday)

8. Watch Phish live at MSG, and bowl during the really, really long guitar solos at Phish Bowl at Brooklyn Bowl, man (Sunday)