Hipsters have been persecuted for 2000 years


Hebrews his own beer.

Was Jesus the original hipster? Let’s see: supported by dad, hung out with a bunch of dude bros, couldn’t afford wine so had to make his own, tragically mocked by haters, fan of adult hide and seek … yep, this checks out. It’s an ad by Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn for its new campaign this month, on signs in Brooklyn and Queens, which Animal spotted. This is annoying, but we’re pretty sure Raptor Jesus would make short work of him.