Hey free Nutella truck, what are we, chopped hazelnuts?

Boo this van! Via Eater

Apparently not. Because as a populace we in Brooklyn have demanded all of our meals come out of vehicles, the Italian peanut butter alternative has dispatched a food truck to travel the country handing out free samples. The truck is making stops in cultural hotbeds such as Orlando and Phoenix, but is also hanging in New York for a week starting tomorrow. But what’s this? Stops in Lexington Ave, Washington Square Park, Rutgers; No Brooklyn, but two Jersey stops? Nuts to that!

Well fine, Manhattan and Jersey can have your Kobe-endorsed muck. The people of Brooklyn can either go into the city to get some or just put Trader Joe’s almond cocoa spread on our breakfast toast.