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If the New York Times ran a non-satire article tomorrow saying Lady Liberty was being converted into a Trump Hotel, how surprised would you be?
Lyrical artistry aside, Jay-Z's Dumbo real estate building appreciation estimations are a bit off.
Other suggested neighborhoods for recent college graduates included Crown Heights, Washington Heights and Bushwick.