Hamsters are not very good at very many things, but they do have a keen knack for escaping and, possibly, surviving in the wilds of New York City. It is not clear if the Hammy in question had a previous owner from whom it ran or is a native to the streets and sewers, but one kindly passerby has saved it from certain death as the winter approaches, and put the little guy up for adoption on where but Craigslist free stuff.
“Today on my way home from a long day’s work, I rescued a hamster,” the feral hamster’s savior posted, noting, “I assure you it is not just a small NYC rat.” The hamster is, apparently, “very social (for a hamster),” and, besides definitely being a hamster, is native to the strip of Myrtle-Broadway off the JMZ, “near the Papa John’s.”
While a bond was clearly formed between the OP and the hamster, likely during the intense moment of physical contact when the rodent was scooped off the streets of Bed-Stuy, OP is seeking a loving home for the ham man. “Republicans, hamster brokers and all around weirdos need not apply,” to foster, “only serious adopters…The whole point is for the hamster to have a long, productive, fruitful life.”
Do you have room in your family for a very tiny, very fluffy little life?
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