Valentine’s Day is about celebrating love with pink hearts and flowers and little cards that have pictures of a trains on them. That’s all kids stuff though. Skip the candy hearts this year and celebrate Valentine’s Day the proper adult way by taking in erotic dancing, shopping for sex toys and enjoying an open bar, all in one place.
So ditch the cute cards and give up on trying to get dinner reservations and instead check out Dirty, an erotic exhibit of photographs, paintings, sculpture, performance, vendors and video happening at Tender Trap in Greenpoint on V-Day. This year, Brokelyn is happy to help present Dirty, which is brought to you by our friends at Get Summered, who are proving an wild and sexy way to spend a day of art, music and dancing. It all starts at 7pm with a one-hour Lagunitas open bar; and we’ve got a special discount for you, because we ❤️ you!
The third-annual Dirty show this year features the theme “Evocative,” with the goal of getting people involved in the art. Expect live performances, tarot readings, a chance to show your ass at the Moon Booth from the Self-Portrait Project, short films and pole dancers; plus, the debut of the Dirty Boutique featuring one-of-a-kind products and merchandise from vendors such as Bedroom Behavior Lingerie and Naughty-Dread.com Toys. See the full list of performers and vendors here.
Tickets are available here; they usually go for $10, but use code “IM-DIRTY” to get one for half-price! If you’re really trying to impress your date, upgrade to the $25 VIP tickets, which gets you a reserved table and a bottle of champagne for two.
And for your getting “dirty” at home, the Get Summered gang made us a special Valentine’s Day playlist: 69 songs of dirty music.
Get there right at 7 to take advantage of the open bar! Tender Trap is located at 66 Greenpoint Ave. in Greenpoint.