The official Salute Your Jorts anthem for Thursday’s party

A Brokelyn summer camp tradition. Image by Meghan Doherty.

The Salute Your Jorts! Brokelyn Summer Camp party at Crown Victoria in Williamsburg is just two days away! To get you excited, we wrote our official Salute Your Jorts theme song (sung to the tune of the Salute Your Shorts theme):

We eat. We snark. We swim and save. We date and go on trips.
But the things that last forever … are our dear web hits.

Camp, we hold you in our hearts
And when we think about you, it makes me wanna fart!

It’s “I hope we never part.” Now get it right or pay the price!

Now we will share a lifetime of the borough’s best brunch deals
Dug for cans to get some nickels. Slurped oysters for a steal.

Camp, we hold you in our hearts
And when we think ab- (this post caused quite a spark)

The latest tally of raffle prizes is:

-4 tickets to Guac Rock, a tote bag and temporary tattoos from NachosNY

-$100 to Ici restaurant

-a two-night stay at Hotel 718

-Free entry to S3 Social Sports League kickball or softball leagues

-2 brew kits from brooklyn Brew Shop

-$100 to Third Ward

-Twenty Tees girls’ summer package

-and a BRAND NEW bike from Ride Brooklyn!

-a gift pack from the Chocolate Room

-Coney Island cookies from Sugarbuilt

-a $250 photo session from Brooklyn Chemistry

-a Brooklyn gift pack from Uncommon Goods.

-2 pairs of day hiking trips from Brooklyn Outfitters

-$50 to Brooklyn Brainery

-A tote, a travel mug and $75 to Crest Hardware

-$50 to Rucola

-$50 for classes at Brooklyn Winery

-A camp stove from BioLite

And more still to come!

There will be delicious snacks for sale at the Crown Vic food cart, $4 bug juice cocktails all night and, of course, open beer bar lovingly provided by Brooklyn Brewery from 7-8pm. Plus, FREE s’mores (classic and vegan) after the sun goes down.

Also, so many activities! Pick up your Make New Friends Scavenger Hunt card at the door (with the raffle prize list and schedule conveniently printed on the back). First person to find a fellow camper that fits each of the clues gets a special prize (and maybe someone to make out with behind the mess hall)! Also, deck out your jorts and keep an eye out for a Brokleyn staffer with a camera for a chance to win the Best Jorts Contest! Visit the tie dye station, get crafty at the arts & farts & crafts table, cram all your friends into the photo booth, play an intense game of ladder ball or bocce. Or just relax in the awesomely huge yard and get summertime silly with the coolest campers this side of Anawana.

Get there early!