Get a free tour of the Newtown Creek Digester Eggs on Halloween

Newtown Creek digester eggs

Just don’t think about falling off a railing on the tour

Are you still paying the price for not being able to take your honey pie on the Valentine’s Day tour of the Newtown Creek Digester Eggs? Well you might be able to finally stop sleeping on the couch, because the city has also opened the eggs up for a tour on Halloween. But you better be quick about it, space is limited, and your back probably can’t take another 8 months on the couch.

The tour will take place this Thursday, on Halloween at 6pm, which will leave you plenty of time to regale people at the party you go to with stories of being in a giant shit factory. Because that’s what impresses people these days. If you want in, send an email to events [at] nyc.dep.gov. To make it more thematically appropriate, there’s going to be a treats, giveaways and prizes for the best costume, but just make sure your Sexy Mr. Hanky costume comes with close-toed shoes, because you can’t wear sandals on this tour. You also shouldn’t wear a sexy Mr. Hanky Costume in general, but that’s another story.