Get a free headshot, and 17 other weekend ideas

A good headshot means more people will want to hire and/or make out with you

A good headshot means more people will want to hire and/or make out with you

1. Some comics at Union Hall want to make you a mix tape. (Friday)

2. If you go to this fundraiser for Friends of the Greenpoint Library, you’ll get drinks and food from Brooklyn Brewery and Milk Truck, plus admission to the Brooklyn Antiques and Book Fair all weekend. (Friday)

3. Learn all about and drink lots of bubble tea at Brooklyn Brainery. (Friday)

4. It’s still technically summer, so there are still outdoor movies, like the original War of the Worlds at the Narrows Botanical Garden. (Friday)

5. Alley Art Project’s coast to coast tour ends at The Living Gallery, where they’ll show pieces created by communities from across the country. (Friday-Sunday)

6. Get some bold handmade goods at Renegade Craft Fair. (Saturday-Sunday)

7. Give your day the Total Bushwick Immersion and spend it eating and boozing at The Rookery, Three Diamond Door, Radio Bushwick and Brooklyn Fireproof. (Saturday)

8. Leave your Kindle home and geek out with rare books at the Brooklyn Antiques & Book Fair. (Saturday-Sunday)

9. Replace the mirror selfie on your Tinder and LinkedIn with a free real live professional headshot from dating startup Mesh Labs. (Saturday-Sunday)

10. Greenpoint Comedy Night is bringing laughs to WORD bookstore. (Saturday)

11. Release your inner old Italian man at the Brooklyn Bocce Tournament. (Saturday)

12. You can feel less bad about being born too late to see Van Halen and The Ramones live because you can see Van Heusen and Los Ramones. (Saturday)

13. Over 30 artists gather for The Happening II, a pop-up party with lots and lots of art. (Saturday)

14. Real DJs will be spinning real records at I Love Vinyl at TBA Brooklyn. Maybe don’t show up to this wearing Google Glass and an Apple Watch. (Saturday)

15. You can finally wear your Viking outfit for a good environmental cause at Save the Ice. (Saturday)

16. Badass Brooklyn Animal Rescue‘s fall festival has a pitbull kissing booth, which is just what we need because lately we have been having zero luck getting attention from pitbulls. (Sunday)

17. Brush up on your Persian dessert cooking and eating skills at Brooklyn Brainery. (Sunday)

18. Sample all kinds of deliciousness at Taste Talk’s All-Star BBQ cookout in East River Park. (Sunday)