Friday lunchtime links

A David Foster Wallace trading card [Vol 1 Brooklyn]
“Friend zone:” in the dictionary. You: still in the friend zone [NYO]
You’re going to die, but your Twitter account doesn’t have to [ANIMAL]
Gay Vatican blackmail: somehow not a Dan Brown novel yet [NY Mag]
Times Square somehow getting worse, adding a Senor Frog’s [DNA Info]
The Kentile Floors sign isn’t going anywhere [New York Times]
FBI agents: they’re just like us! [Salon]
The mayoral race summed up in a 30 minute sequence [Capital]
David Brooks knows about dubstep. Dubstep is dead [Gawker]