Friday lunchtime linkage

Get straight A’s, get a free lap dance [Observer]
Rebar’s owner pleads guilty to tax fraud, is off to jail [Metropolis]
US Marshals are auctioning off worthless Bitcoins [ANIMAL]
Ridiculous corporate bullshit speak at Northside [Bedford + Bowery]
Are these the 10 creepiest places in NYC? Sure, why not [Untapped Cities]
Even the Wall Street Journal think Williamsburg is over [Curbed]
How to diversify Stuyvesant High School [Daily News]