Friday lunchtime linkage

Bill de Blasio is withholding. Look at him, getting off! [Capital]
Alternate take: Brooklyn challenging Manhattan for ‘the worst’ supremacy [Bloomberg]
Trader Joe’s showing up at Court Street spiked rents, ruined everything [Crain’s]
What Bill de Blasio can learn from his first 100 days [The New Republic]
Being a rich person’s dog walker [The Billfold]
Who needs micro-apartments when Manhattan apartments are already so damn small? [NYO]
Sweet job alert: Join these shadowy right-wing oligarchs’ improve troupe [New York Magazine]