Friday lunchtime linkage

5 messed up things about the new bikeshare program [Well + Good]
A whole pile of things to do on Father’s Day [Mommy Poppins]
For $1 Million Jay-Z, Devendra Banhardt, and Jeff Koons Will Paint NYC’s Watertowers (no, they’re not paying for it themselves)
More than 9,300 apply for 1,900 part-time Barclays jobs [Atlantic Yards report]
Tattooed Park Slope TILF faces rape charges [Daily News]
Maybe she could get a job in Abu Dhabi schools (they’re hiring in NYC) [Craigslist]