Friday lunchtime linkage

A native declares: Stop moving to New York [xoJane]
Brooklyn is actually poor, not rich #slatepitches [Slate]
The strange time Brooklyn hosted a fake plantation [New York Times]
What’s up with all the jobs? There aren’t any, and they’re terrible [The Awl]
A juice bar is taking over the Gray’s Papaya space. Great [Eater]
Ideas for how to develop Gowanus’ batcave [Curbed]
Someone wants to make a documentary on the abandoned World’s Fair site [Untapped Cities]