Friday lunchtime linkage

Lousy kids the latest people to ruin Prospect Park [Brooklyn Paper]
Chuck Schumer not running for president, which he wouldn’t win anyway [Observer]
Cronuts and McRibs: more similar than you’d think [Crain’s]
Huh, a shady rezoning in a gentrifying neighborhood. Who’d have thunk it? [DNA Info]
Anti-Semitic Elmo temped for at the Girl Scouts’ headquarters previously [Runnin’ Scared]
Hey the guy who helped make GTA V lives in Brooklyn Heights [Brooklyn Heights Blog]
Stream BK’s own Luke Rathborne’s new album. It’s great and it’s Friday and you’re bored [Spin]
When stock modeling goes terribly awry [New York Mag]