Friday lunchtime linkage

If you didn’t want that car driving up on the sidewalk at you, why’d you wear headphones? [DNA Info]
Naked-ish dude on the subway [Gawker]
Bill Thompson is only dropping out of the concept of dropping out [Observer]
The FBI is closing offices, so let’s all do some crimes [NYT]
Now THIS is podracing Citibiking. Ugh, sorry guys [ANIMAL]
NYPD makes that embarrassing Indian v. Indian mistake [Daily News]
A preview of the Koch-funded anti-deBlasio ads coming our way [Crain’s]
Bloomberg won’t give Lhota kiss of death (read: endorsement) [Capital]