Friday lunchtime linkage

The LICH fight is getting to be an actual fight [Brooklyn Eagle]
Someone smashed up a Citi Bike station [Gothamist]
Your deadbeat Brooklyn boyfriend [The Billfold]
Derek Jeter shows up as fake ballot petition signature [Daily News]
Your finalists for hurricane-proof design in Rockaway [Brownstoner Queens]
The Brooklyn Bowl dudes are opening up a huge bar in Bushwick [DNA Info]
Howard Dean screamed for Bill de Blasio in Brooklyn [NYO]