Friday lunchtime linkage

Things are STILL hot in Flatbush [mcbrooklyn]
KFC is trying to win back China with poetry, free iPad
Don’t heckle Louis CK, ya dummy [AV Club]
Your job is better than being a dungeon skeleton [SomethingAwful]
Your dog is not literally a child, ya dummy [DNA Info]
NY1 has a new name [The Awl]
The Bloomberg/Mississippi beef is ON [NYO]
5 million stop-and-frisks. We did it, everyone! [Runnin’ Scared]
What happened at the NAG meeting last night? [Brooklyn Paper]
Joss Whedon isn’t doing a Firefly Kickstarter. Sorry, nerds [BuzzFeed]