Friday lunchtime linkage

Fairway delay is way more than inconvenient for Red Hook business owners [NY Times]
Weekend bar crawl destination: South Slope 5th Ave strip
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N train won’t return for ‘foreseeable future‘ [Brooklyn Daily Eagle]
Poop contamination in Gowanus Canal is off the measurable charts [Pardon Me for Asking]
‘Super Earth’ discovered just in time for regular Earth to give up on us [Gawker]
What’s the best olive oil to pair with Cup ‘o Noodle? [FREEwilliamsburg]