Friday lunchtime linkage

Armani to open on Fulton Mall (adjacent to bootleg DVD peddler) [Brooklyn Paper]
Writers choosing to live in “the city”? Abominable! [NY Times]
Useless tips for retirement planning in your 20s [Business Insider]
Shocker: Babs Barclays traffic concerns blown way out of proportion [Daily News]
…But TP preparedness not taken seriously enough [DNAInfo]
Windsor Terrace residents try to get shit together for food co-op [FiPS]
In time travel news: Rudy Guiliani running for Mayor? [Gothamist]