Friday lunchtime linkage

We’re snow sorry to tell you spring’s not really happening [DNA Info]
Monica Lewinsky gave a TED Talk on cyberbullying, dedicated to her haters [Salon]
Grand jury evidence from the Eric Garner case won’t be released [NY Times]
A look at what became of the web titans of the 90s [Consumerist]
Connect with your NYC spirit animal, which hopefully isn’t a rat [DNA Info]
Ditched NYC plans that should be reconsidered [NY Mag]
CNN parodied Too Many Cooks and the internet is imploding [Jezebel]