Friday lunchtime linkage

Rachel Noerdlinger is in trouuuuble [New York Times]
The Nets and Dodgers want to “combine assets” and be worth a whole lotta money [Nets Daily]
Here are your Central Park horse replacement vehicles in action [New York Magazine]
Cat on the subway tracks! Cat on the subway tracks! [Gothamist]
The South Slope Permanent Records is open now [BrooklynVegan]
Less pedestrians are being hit by bikes, as it turns out [CityLab]
Someone has already flipped one of those One57 luxury buildings [Daily News]
The subway system is falling apart [Crain’s]