Friday linkage

No one can find any plucking jobs these days [The Awl]
235,000 apartments you might sorta be able to afford [Curbed]
Ladies who will rip your arm off [FreeWilliamsburg]
Clean up after your horse [Gothamist]
Starbucks wuz robbed [Flavorpill]
Brooklynites yell at president [USA Today]
The idiot’s guide to Obamaployment [NY Mag]
Fred Flare is gone, but the warehouse sale lives on [Greenpointers]