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The Return of The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant
Jun 14, 2014 @ 2:00 pm - 5:00 pm| $5
Kings County Bar proudly announces: It’s coming again! The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant returns for a second year.
It’s time to celebrate less-endowed men with extraordinary heart, talent, and chutzpa. Don’t miss the action this year as the 2013 runner-up, Mr. Rip Van Dinkle, returns to try to claim the wee crown and scepter.
Our expert judges will take every little thing into account, including the contestants’ poise in both evening wear and bathing wear, talent, personality, and how well they represent the ideal of a man with a small dong. This day is about celebrating the fun-sized guys. Well-hung men shouldn’t even think about crashing, they will be ejected from the pageant and humiliated!
Anyone who is interested in becoming a contestant, or who would like to be a judge (little experience required), please send email to SPB.Brooklyn@gmail.com
You must be over 21, and you must be able to attend in person (no photo or video entries.)
They’re all small, but only one can win the crown and the title of Mr. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn, 2014. Winner will also receive a cash donation to the charity of his choice (yes, it can still be himself.)
Admission is $5, first come first served. There is a limited amount of VIP seating, which comes with micro-bottle service and personal attention from a penis kitten.
To find out about VIP seating options, or explore sponsorship opportunities, please visit https://www.facebook.com/kingscountybarspb