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THE 8TH ANNUAL CHRISMAKKUH EXTRAVAGANZA PAGEANT
Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm| Free
We’re halfway down the holiday wormhole and nothing says Christmas and Hannukah like the word, Chrismakkuh. Come celebrate American Consumerism and drinking yourself to the point of holiday cheer (a blackout) at SugarHill Elementary’s 8th Annual Chrismakkuh Extravaganza. Your hosts, Bernadette Sanders and Marla Stein have been planning this pageant and arguing about which holiday is better all year (Bernadette is team Santa while Marla is team Menorah). They’ve put all they’ve got (hint: not much) into this pageant to impress the parents of their shitbag students, the PTA and Bernadette’s ex husband, Richard (FUCK you Richard, Bernadette’s doing just fine).
This pageant is all they have (until their next holiday pageant) so please come help them fill the gaping voids inside their souls.
If you don’t want to come to see Bernadette and Marla (we get it) then come for some sweet sweet comedy by:
JAMES DWYER (Master of None)
ELIOT GLAZER (Broad City)
HALLE KIEFER (truTV)
* Holiday treatz and a slap on the toosh.