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Emblem Free Comedy Show: Aliens Do Not Exist
Mar 28, 2015 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
The Emblem Free Comedy Show team would like to take a moment to remind everyone that we would never do something as irresponsible as to suggest that extraterrestrials exist. To do so would certainly yield only disorder and chaos in the face of an unknowable universe. To prove our sincerity we are putting on a funny stand up comedy show with these comedians:
Casey James Salengo (Brooklyn Comedy Festival)
Coree Spencer (Funny or Die)
Daniel Kane (Fingerlakes Comedy Festival)
and Clark Jones (Knitting Factory)
At the show we will all laugh along while purchasing human beverages and comestibles. There will not be any “aliens” or “buggers” in attendance at the show. There will be a human bathroom inside of what looks like a phone booth. Andy Palmer and Alex Ptak will be the hosts on the grounds that they do not do anything unexpected.
Again: no aliens because they are fake. Just stand up comedy. Please attend.