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Dynamic Alpine Sexual

March 31 @ 7:00 pm - April 1 @ 11:00 pm

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Friday, March 31 at 7pm, 9pm and 11pm Saturday, April 1 at 5pm, 7pm, 9pm, 11pm
| $15

THE UMBRELLA is pleased to announce the world premiere production of DYNAMIC ALPINE SEXUAL, in an exclusive limited engagement at The Umbrella Factory (200 Morgan Avenue, 2nd Floor, Brooklyn, NY 11237). Created by and starring Jordan Sarah, performances begin Friday, March 31 and continue through Saturday, April 1.


DYNAMIC ALPINE SEXUAL, is an immersive multimedia theatrical experience. Situated in a hexagonal set, with three panels of video screens augmenting the action, music videos and live action interludes tell the story of an oblivious ski legend, Dirk Dassler (Jordan Sarah), who at the height of his fame, grapples with preposterous and privileged personal crises.


Set to the score of the DYNAMIC ALPINE SEXUAL album, this parody of the “lifestyle genre”, follows an anti-hero skiing legend, Dirk Dassler, who sabotages a high flying career to follow a deluded dream that finds him back where he started, albeit with his soul and dreams crushed.


DYNAMIC ALPINE SEXUAL, the album, is more than the overwhelming rush you get while hurling yourself carelessly down a mountainside, or the effect your distinguished accolades have on securing the world’s most discriminating sexual participants. It’s a way of being that governs your very soul.

Produced by the dynamic duo behind the Rinsed nightlife events, Dan Wender and Blacky II, the  production features scenic and lighting design by Chris Lunney, costume design by Vestment, and stage fabrication by Vitek Glinski and Bob Gallucci.  The website is designed by Ana Giraldo Wingler.


DYNAMIC ALPINE SEXUAL plays the following schedule:

Friday, March 31 at 7pm, 9pm and 11pm

Saturday, April 1 at 5pm, 7pm, 9pm, 11pm


Tickets are $15 which include a free beverage and a digital download of the DAS album. Tickets are avalable online at  http://rinsed.it/events/dynamic-alpine-sexual/ and the album is available at https://theumbrella.bandcamp.com/album/dynamic-alpine-sexual.


Running Time: 60 minutes


Website: www.dynamicalpinesexual.com


Location: The Umbrella Factory, 200 Morgan Ave, 2 Fl, Brooklyn NY 11237
DAS Video: https://vimeo.com/206345405/1f8d10362f


March 31 @ 7:00 pm
April 1 @ 11:00 pm
Event Category:


The Umbrella


The Umbrella Factory
200 Morgan Street
Brooklyn, NY 11237 United States
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