Rosie Schaap can tell you all about what it’s like to drink with men

1. Head to Book Court to hear a story about a jujitsu rabbi. It’s big of him not to call it “Jew-jitsu” (Monday)

2. The Masters of Social Gastronomy celebrate their first birthday with a discussion of MSG. You’ll feel stuffed full of knowledge for like an hour (Tuesday)

3. Rosie Schaap drops in at WORD to talk about what it’s like to drink with men. A lot of salty language, we bet (Tuesday)

4. Workshop your screenplay at Launchpad, because your friends are tired of hearing about it (Tuesday)

5. Laugh along at Backfat, and possibly gain some too, because there are gonna be free cookies (Tuesday)

6. Words with Beers snagged the co-creator of Modern Seinfeld, so it’s ALMOST like you’re getting beers with Seinfeld (Wednesday)

7. It’s a Ke$ha-themed dance party at The Bell House, so get your glitter and your whiskey mouthwash and all your other poor decisions (Wednesday)

8. Stop by Videology to go Over the Top with that Cobra, Sylvester Stallone (Wednesday)

9. Vice-approved food dude Eddie Huang sits down and talks with the Times‘ Sam Sifton about what it’s like to be a super-popular, in-demand restauranteur. It’s a tough life (Thursday)

10. Slapback, a new vintage store, is so happy to be opening that they’re celebrating with free Sailor Jerry’s. We can get behind this business plan (Friday)

11. Celebrate Groundhog’s Day the way it was meant to: with beer, and tacos and bands. We wonder if the party will just keep repeating every day, forever… (Friday)