Married? In Brooklyn? Been together for a multiple of five years? Got a stamp? Win dinner at Frankie’s.

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Oh... yes! Photo courtesy of Frankie's Spuntino.

There’s a giveaway at Frankies Spuntino, but sadly, it isn’t a 7-course “Foodie’s Dream Threesome” with messieurs Castronovo and Falcinelli. The Carroll Gardens Patch reports that Sweet ‘N’ Low (based in the Navy Yards) is giving away dinner for eight to a Brooklyn couple married for an increment of five years (heh?) with the best love story. From the Patch:

Couples who will have been married for 5, 15, 25… (you get the idea) years in 2012 are asked to submit their love story in 300 words or less with a photograph to:Sweet Celebration
c/o Kellen Company
355 Lexington Ave, 15th Fl
New York, NY 10017

The deadline is Feb. 24, and you can get the complete details on the Sweet ‘N’ Low Facebook page. A winner will be chosen on February 29.

So why might you have to actually print out and mail your stuff in? Just a hunch that the saccharin company is hoping for some cute old Brooklyn couple that’s been married since Sweet ‘N’ Low was invented in 1957. This is only a theory, but anyway we’re pretty sure your hookup last weekend won’t cut it.

[via Carroll Gardens Patch]