Crown Heights shut-in makes DIY gloryhole

For when you want the glory to come to you!

For when you want the glory to come to you!

When you want to get laid but you don’t really feel like going out, what’s a boy to do? In the case of one enterprising Crown Heights resident, you take Brooklyn’s craze for DIY things in a sexy new direction by cutting a hole in a trash bag, hanging it in a doorway, putting a chair on the other side and then asking people on Craigslist to “come give an anonymous blowjob at my private gloryhole.” The only problem is the law of unintended consequences says that this person is inundated with camera-clutching French tourists looking for a piece of the “the real New York.” Maybe some of them will still blow him though.