Craigslist freebie of the day: Warhol’s inspiration

Are you too poor for skydiving? Is human suspension too 2003? Is dumpster diving not satisfying your need for adventure and risky food? This free soup from 1997 ups the ante. Says the owner: “I think it might make a lovely addition to your bookshelf but I highly recommend that you probably don’t eat it, unless you are a frat guy and this part of traditional yet cruel hazing.” But if you decide to open it, you may want this free HalfLytey bowel prep kit, to, uh, prep your bowels. And if the pre-millennial soup is not exciting enough for you, you can sift through a mysterious 42-year accumulation in Canarsie. We imagine it to be beanie babies, rare vinyl and belly button lint.