Are you too poor for skydiving? Is human suspension too 2003? Is dumpster diving not satisfying your need for adventure and risky food? This free soup from 1997 ups the ante. Says the owner: “I think it might make a lovely addition to your bookshelf but I highly recommend that you probably don’t eat it, unless you are a frat guy and this part of traditional yet cruel hazing.” But if you decide to open it, you may want this free HalfLytey bowel prep kit, to, uh, prep your bowels. And if the pre-millennial soup is not exciting enough for you, you can sift through a mysterious 42-year accumulation in Canarsie. We imagine it to be beanie babies, rare vinyl and belly button lint.
Loitering has been a problem for coffee shop owners for so long that we’ve gone through several cycles of addressing it in New York City. First came limiting laptop hours and eliminating outlets, then things like timed wifi. Britcom hit Fleabag skewered the annoying laptop camper in its inaugural season this summer, which means it’s far from just an American […]
Jimmy McMillan has an enduring allure to him, especially at this moment in history, perhaps because he reminds us of a time when our, let’s say, more unorthodox candidates weren’t seen as a direct threat to democracy and everything we hold dear. Most people started seeing McMillan’s Chester A. Arthur mutton chops and pro wrestler swagger during his notable […]
Odds are that there are very few people reading Brokelyn who are fans of Pizza Hut, seeing as eating chain pizza in New York City is basically violence, or college sports, because we’ve tried to serve you guys sports content before and you nerds aren’t into it, we get it. But there are definitely lots of […]