In making our list of 10 ways to extend summer last week, we left out one important option: gather up as many pool supplies as you can find, crank up the heat in your living room and commence the best indoor Endless Summer pool party of all time. These folks in Bay Ridge can help you achieve that: they have apparently given up on summer (or never had one in the first place) so they’re getting rid of three bins chock full of summer goods including water guns, a SESAME STREET inflatable pool, frisbees, pails, paddles and more. Or you could just really piss everyone off this winter by chasing them around with an icy water gun.
The department store’s soundtracks don’t lie: the holidays are coming. As the holiday season kicks into gear in the coming weeks, we all begin to feel the impending doom that’s about to wreak havoc upon our bank accounts. We all hope to buy gifts for everyone on our lists without having to sacrifice rent money. […]
Point of fact: Halloween is the best holiday in New York City. Why? First of all, it’s the only holiday whose sole adult purpose is partying. Second, it’s the most creative holiday. And since New York is a hotbed of creative energy, we get some wild instances of that. (Not to mention, New Yorkers are especially good at bringing getting their pets into the […]
Sex is weird. In conversation, it’s kind of out in the open. But in practice, it’s something we prefer to do with the lights off. We do it without communicating, and we sneak out quietly after it’s done, and we certainly don’t disclose the physical details without purposeful prompting from close friends. But one comedian has set out to bring sex definitely out of the bedroom — […]