Remember when you were a kid and all you wanted for your birthday was a horse? We’re just assuming that everyone was like that. And your parents always said no, as parents are wont to do, because they just don’t understand. Now though, thanks to a kind soul on Craigslist, you can make that dream a reality. Just like how you eat sugar cereal every day now!
Now the horse, named Peggy, will only be given to someone with enough room to take care of a horse. And also the knowhow to take care of a horse. BUT! Are you gonna let rich assholes be the only horse owners in Brooklyn? Hell no you won’t. You’re going to satisfy that inner child and coat your living room with hay and buy a whole barrel of apples if you need to. Whatever it takes to get that horse and prove to your mom and dad that in fact you can take care of one.